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Good luck, UK. Poor Queen, we will always have a cup of tea for you if you want to come over.

Boris Johnson is Prime Minister. :-/

Dear UK,

I apologize for being from the continent and still sympathizing with you, but:

 

  • Boris Johnson is Prime Minister.
  • Boris Johnson is Prime Minister.
  • Boris Johnson is Prime Minister.

Even after writing it three times I still can’t believe it. Less than 100,000 citizens have decided that such a controversial person has become the new PM. There was not even a vote in Parliament. This part of your democracy is not amusing indeed.

How can anybody trust that BJ (no, not THAT acronym, I mean the incoming PM) will be able to negotiate a new deal with the EU in such a short time, given that the first one took 2 years? Not even looking at his so far undiscovered talents or charme, the EU is off on holidays. And they have said time and time again that they won’t open the withdrawal agreement again. And that this agreement is the only deal that the EU can offer.
But BJ thinks he can carve out a completely new deal in a couple of weeks, get the EU to agree on it and even sign it? Things at this level of importance don’t happen overnight at the EU offices. And among the 27 heads of states there are a few rubbing their hands already with glee, because new negotiations would mean new opportunities for them. And all this in a couple of weeks?
Come on, UK, I can’t imagine that you or anybody in the world could believe in that.

There is just one single thing that we are confident will happen later today, and even BJ can’t change that:

“But of course, it had been like this on his very first evening as Prime Minister. He remembered it as though it were yesterday and knew it would haunt him until his dying day.
He had been standing alone in this very office, savouring the triumph that was his after so many years of dreaming and scheming, when he had heard a cough behind him, just like tonight, and turned to find that ugly little portrait talking to him, announcing that the Minister for Magic was about to arrive and introduce himself.”

Suggestion: Please, Minister of Magic, place BJ in that ugly little portrait or turn him into a gerbil, and make Harry Potter Prime Minister. Even Ron Weasley. Neville Longbottom. Anybody. But whatever you do, frighten him as much as possible tonight.

Good luck, UK. Poor Queen, we will always have a cup of tea for you if you want to come over.

 

 

 

 

 

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